This Just In!

Playboy reportedly offered Sarah Palin $4,000,000 to pose nude in an upcoming issue.
Michelle Obama was offered $50 by National Geographic.
In other news... we all remember when KFC (Kentucky Fried Chicken) offered a "Hillary" meal,
consisting of 2 small breasts and 2 large thighs.
Now, KFC is offering the "Obama Cabinet Bucket." It consists of nothing but left wings and assholes..
Just keeping you up to date.