You're a sick senior citizen and the government says
there is no nursing home available for you.
So what do you do?

> Our plan gives anyone 65 years or older a gun and 4 bullets. You are
allowed to shoot four Politicians.

> Of course, this means you will be sent to prison where you will get three
meals a day, a roof over your head, central heating, air conditioning and
all the health care you need!

> Need new teeth? No problem. Need glasses? That's great. Need a new hip,
knees, kidney, lungs or heart? Theyre all covered.

> As an added bonus, your kids can come and visit you as often as they do

> And who will be paying for all of this? It's the same government that
just told you that they cannot afford for you to go into a home.

> And you can get rid of 4 useless politicians while you are at it. But only
4 so you'll have to be choosy.

> Plus, and because you are a prisoner, you don't have to pay any income
taxes anymore.

> Is this a great country or what? "